| Santa and Banta had moved into a new trailer park. One day Santa came home and found Banta applying ointment to his dick, wich was all scratched up. Santa asked, "Bantey..! What happend to you..!?" Banta said "Well, you know Tina, our neighbor..? Well, the other morning I was sitting in the kitchen window drinking my coffee,when I looked over to her house. She came into the kitchen wearing a bath robe and began cooking breakfeast. When right in the middle of cooking, she got a hot-dog from the ice box and put it in a hole in here floor...." Santa says.."yeah..yeah..!" "Then she pulled up her robe and squatted down over the hot dog and began to fuck it..! Well, I watched her do that for a couple of days, and then I got this idea...The next morning I crawled under her trailor before she got up...She was wearing her robe, like before, she started cooking , then got the hot dog from the ice box,and when she stood up, I pulled out the hot dog and stuck my dick in the hole !! MAN, it felt soo good..hot, wet, and TIGHT..!!" Santa says,"Nice story, but how did your dick got scratched?" "Well...everything was going fine until, someone knocked on the door, and she tried to kick it under the stove!" |