| A priest, a doctor and a lawyer were playing golf together one morning, but were stuck behind a particularly slow group. All three were complaining about how long the group were taking on each hole. Finally they spotted the green keeper, so they decided to have a word with him. "That's a group of blind firefighters," explained the green keeper. "They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here any time free of charge." The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "That's a good idea. And I'm going to consult all my textbooks to see if there isn't anything that can be done for them." The lawyer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?" |