| There were these two women who were friends and neighbours. One noticed that the other always seemed to have lots of new goodies; jewelry, furs, latest fashions, frequent hair salon trips & manicures, etc. She asked, "How do you get all that great stuff?" "I do it by charging my husband five dollars every time we have sex," she said, "and you can do the same, it really adds up. But you must remain firm. Don't let him talk you into accepting less, don't let him coax you into doing it for no charge." "Great", she said, "that sounds easy, I'll do it." So, the next time her hubby wanted to have sex, she said, "From now on, you have to give me five dollars each time we have sex." She also told him why. "Oh, I see," he said; "okay!" He then went to get the money, but realized that he had only $4.50. She refused to accept it, "If we have sex you must give me the full amount, five bucks." He said, "Alright, so we can't have sex; but can I touch you for the $4.50? We'll just make-out, okay?" "Okay" she said. As her hubby kissed her, fondled her body, rubbed against her, etc. she got really hot and bothered. Finally, she was so turned on, that she said to him, "If it's all the same to you, I'll lend you fifty cents until tomorrow." |