| Mrs. Smith hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Smith tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. Leave the window curtain a little open . I want to hide behind the window outside, so that I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Smith asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Smith pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Smith says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine." Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed... I had the four guys I play golf with behind the window with me." |