| A group soldiers cross the desert, and then they have to cross a river. They only have one camel, so they all climb on. The sergeant gets behind the ears, and the rest climb on behind him. When they get halfway across the river, the sergeant sees two big tears in the eyes of the camel. He says to the guy behind him, "Yo, the camel is crying." That guy passes it back, "Yo, the camel is crying," and he passes it back, "Yo, the camel is crying," he passes it back, "Yo, the camel is crying." When they get to the guy who's riding the tail, they say, "Yo, the camel is crying." He says, "What the fuck do you want me to do? If I take it out, I'll fall off." |