| I was stopped by the cops in a control, and one of the officers was convinced that I was drunk. I had to answer some questions, which would determine whether I was under the influence, or sober. Cop: "If you are driving on a road and see two lights, what is it?" "A car, I think" I replied. "OK, but is it a Chrysler, GM, or Buick?" "No clue," I replied. "You're drunk!" he said. I shook my head slightly, being caught off guard. "But if you meet one light then!?" he asked. "Probably a motorcycle," I replied. "OK, but is it a Honda, BMW, or a Suzuki?" "No clue!" I replied. "You're drunk!" he said again. Now I was a little angry, and asked the arrogant officer, a question: "If you see a woman at a corner, with fishnet-stockings, mini-skirt, high-heeled shoes, and lots of makeup, what can it be?" "Haaa! the cop said," It is of course a wh*re!" "Correct...," I replied. "But is it your wife, daughter or mother?" They seized my drivers license.... |