| Santa was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent medical graduate. The young doctor listened to him carefully and told him, "Go home, Lie down on your tummy, Open your arse wide, and ask your wife to pour some gin up your arse-hole." "What???" said Santa. The headache was really killing him, so Santa went home and, very skeptically, tried out what the doctor told him. And guess what, the headache vanished! So Santa goes running back to the doc, and says, "Doctor, doctor, where did you learn this amazing cure?" And the doctor replies modestly, "Oh that's nothing. They taught us this on our very first day in medical school" "Really?" says Santa, "This is what they taught you in medical school?" "Yes, of course. They said for a headache you should always prescribe Anal-gin. |