Stranded on a Deserted Island

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    On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:
    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    2 French men and 1 French woman;
    2 German men and 1 German woman;
    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman;
    2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman;
    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman;
    2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman;
    2 American men and 1 American woman;
    2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman;

    One month later on the same island...
    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

    The two American men are depressed because the American woman complains about her body, the nature of feminism, that the water tastes bad, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least it isn't raining on the island.

    The two Indian men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.
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