| A Texan guy bought a round of drinks after announcing that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Gasps of admiration echoed around the bar. Two weeks later he returned and the bartender said, "Hey, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you?" The father answered, "Fifteen pounds now." "How come?" said the bartender. "He weighed twenty pounds at birth." The Texan took a slow sip from his beer, wiped his lips on his shirt sleeves, leaned over to the bartender and said proudly, "Had him circumcised." |