Three Englishmen and a Welshman

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    Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table.

    One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.'

    His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight.'

    The third Englishman said, 'Wait here chaps. I know how to do it.'

    He went over to the Welshman and said, 'St David was a flippin' sissy.'

    To this the Welshman replied, 'Ah well you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

    The second Englishman now tried his luck and said to the Welshman, 'St David was a stupid fool that wore a dress!'

    The Welshman again replied, 'You're very sharp, you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

    The last Englishman told his friends he knew how to rile the Welshman and bounced up to the table and yelled, 'St David was an Englishman!'

    The Welshman replied, calmly, 'That's what your mates were trying to tell me.'
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