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    There’s a generation of ladies of the night sat round a dinning table, when a mother says to her daughter “Anyway love, how much do you charge for a blow job these days?"
    The daughter replies “Oh about $30”.
    To which the mother responds, “Hey that’s not bad, when I was a working girl in the early seventies, I only earned $15 for a blow job”.
    Then the girls Grandma says, “In the fifties I only got $5 pound for a blow- job”.
    To which the girl smiles politely.
    Then her great grandma pipes up, “In the thirties when times where hard and poverty stricken, and nobody had any money, we did it for nothing we where just grateful for the warm drink”.
  • Blow job ! his boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, 'Sweetie, why don`t you give me a blowjob?'
    'What? Are you...
  • Could have been worse ! Frank constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply 'It could have been worse.'
    To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope...
  • The hole thing ! A man while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
    Lady, 'I`m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind...
  • Watch your ass ! Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a gay.
    The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge in your...
  • Hot dog! Santa and Banta had moved into a new trailer park. One day Santa came home and found Banta applying ointment to his dick, wich was all scratched up.
    Santa asked, 'Banta..! What happend to you..!?'
    Banta said, 'Well, you know Tina...
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