| A bride stepped out of the shower on her wedding night wrapped in a robe.
Her husband said, "You don't have to be shy now - we're married."
So she took off her robe to reveal her naked body. "Wow," said the husband. "Let me take your picture." "Why?" said the wife coyly. "So I can carry your beauty next to my heart for ever." He took his photo and then went to have a shower himself. A few minutes later he emerged wrapped in a robe. "Why are you wearing a robe, honey?" she asked. "Remember, you don't have to be shy now - we're married." So he took off his robe to reveal his naked body. "Let me take your picture," she said. "Why?" he asked, grinning. "So I can get it enlarged." |