| Two lovers who were interested in spiritualism and reincarnation promised that if either died, the survivor would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after death. A few weeks after making this pact, the young man was killed in a car crash. Thirty days later, his sweetheart tried to contact him via a seance. "Can you hear me, Joel?" she wailed. A voice came back, "Yes, Lauren, this is Joel. I hear you." "Oh, Joel, it's so good to hear your voice. What is it like where you are?" "It's beautiful, Lauren. There are clear blue skies, a soft breeze and warm sunshine." "What do you do all day, Joel?" "Well, Lauren, we're up before sunrise, we eat a good breakfast, then it's nothing but sex till noon. After lunch, we sleep till two, then have sex till five. After dinner, we go at it again till we fall asleep around 11." "Joel, is that what heaven is really like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven. I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona." |