Bed wetting or ?

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    This lady is having a bed-wetting problem, so she decides to go the doctor. The Dr. tells her to undress and to stand on her head facing the mirror.
    She figures he is a Dr. and gets in front of the mirror. The Dr. goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.
    After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her after she gets dressed.
    The lady puts her clothes back on and asks the Doctor what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed.
    The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
    He replies, "Oh. I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."
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