| Fellow shows up at work Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss, figuring the guy got in a fight at a bar asks him, "Where`d you get the shiners?" "Got me both in church yesterday." "In church! How in the world did you manage to get two black eyes in church?" "Well, the preacher called a hymn and as we all stood up to sing, I noticed the lady standing in front of me. Her dress was sort of stuck in the crack of her ass, so I reached out and pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me in the right eye." "Well, how`d you get the other one?" "Well, I figured if she got that mad from me pulling the dress out of the crack of her ass, I’d better put it back." |