| A husband and a wife decide that they each want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club, so they meet the pro and head to the driving range where he offers to give them some tips. The man goes first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn and she hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Hmmm, try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth." |