Would You Remarry?

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    Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?

    Wife: Well, I suppose so.

    Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed?

    Wife: I guess we would.

    Husband: Would you make love to him?

    Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.

    Husband: Would you give him my golf clubs?

    Wife: No, he's left handed.....
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