| One Day Santa, Banta, and Ramta were walking along and get stopped by a hooker. She makes an offer of Rs.200 to have sex on the grass, Rs.500 in the back seat of a sedan, and Rs. 1000 on her bed. Ramta offers her Rs. 200 and he has sex with her on the grass. Then Banta coughs up Rs.500 for sex in a car and she more happily accepts and they went for it. And now it was the turn of our Santa, and he flaps out a stack of Rs. 1000. She says, "Now you see boys, Santa has some class!" Santa looks at her in a funny way and says, "Class? My ass! Five times ON THE GRASS!" |