| A woman was having sex during the day with her secret lover, while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom's wardrobe to watch. A few minutes later her husband comes home. She hides her lover in the wardrobe, not knowing the son is in there already. The boy says, "It's dark in here." The man replies, "Yes it is." Boy, "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?" The Lover, "No." Boy, "My dad is outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it." Man, "Ok, how much?" Boy, "US$200." A few weeks later it happened again; Boy and the lover were in the wardrobe together. Boy, "Its dark in here. " Man, " Yes it is." Boy, "I have soccer boots, wanna buy ?" The man remembering last time asks, "How much ?" Boy says, "US$400." The man says, "Fine" and pays. A few days later the father tells his Boy, "Grab your ball and boots son, lets go outside and have a game." Boy says, "I cant, I sold them for US $600." The father says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that.... US$600 is way more than what those two things cost, am going to take you to church tomorrow and make you confess your sins." The next day they go to church and the father makes the boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "It's dark in here." The priest replies, "Don't start that shit again boy! THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S BEDROOM!!!" |