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    When the rich man's will was read, his wife was very upset: he left everything to the young woman who lived next door to them and nothing to her!

    She drove immediately to the cemetery to cancel her order for his headstone.

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    The woman thought a moment and then replied, "Okay, then, I'll pay you a little more to add, 'Till we meet again!'"
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