'Sex' and 'Love'

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    At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

    The woman wrote:
    When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like my hubby and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act physical sex with one another.

    The Husband wrote: I Love Sex.
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