After examining a patient the doctor took his wife aside and told her that her husband was gravely ill but there were 3 things she could do to ensure his survival. 1. Give him three nutritious meals every day. 2. Do not nag him. 3. Make love to him every night. While driving back home the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say ?" "I am sorry dear but he said that you are not going to make it." |