| The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs." 1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman. - No foreplay. 2. Can't hail a cab. - Impotent. 3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant. - Prefers virgins. 4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way. - He is a virgin. 5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant. - Will swallow. 6. Takes too long deciding what to order. - Has trouble reaching orgasm. 7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..." - Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't. 8. Asks for "the usual" - Insists on missionary position only. 9. Asks what the specials are. - Will want you to use handcuffs. 10. Fills up on bread and crackers. - Premature ejaculator. 11. Drinks decaf. - Fakes orgasms. 12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts. - Needs you to talk dirty during sex. 13. Credit card is refused. - Low sperm count. 14. Under tips waiter. - Small penis. 15. Uses toothpick. - Is trying to tell you size isn't everything. |