| Out of the blue, an accountant decided to leave his wife. He left her a note saying: "Dear Diane, I am 54 years old and have never done anything wild in my life. But know I am leaving you for a stunning 18-year-old sexy model. We will be staying at Sheraton." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a message waiting from his wife. It read: "Dear Clive, I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hilton with an 18-year-old Italian hunk. And I am sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes in to 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18..." |