Bury the dead!

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    One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
    Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I`m burying him."
    "That`s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain`t it?" asked the neighbor.
    Timmy shot back, "That`s because he`s inside your fuckin` cat!!!"
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