| One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie? Why don`t you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy`s thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that`s where babies come from." Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her daughter eye to eye and said in a confidential tone, "Oh, honey, that`s sweet, but that`s not where babies come from. That`s where jewelry comes from." |