Defamation Suit

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    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

    After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

    The judge said that was true.

    "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

    The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

    The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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