Not all Blondes are Dumb

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    Two casino dealers are waiting idly at the craps table when a beautiful blonde comes in and asks if she could bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.

    "And," she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm naked."

    With that she takes off everything but her necklace, rolls the dice, then starts yelling, "Mama needs new clothes."

    When the dice stop she screams, "Yes, yes, yes! I won, I won, I won!" and she jumps up and down and, while still nude, she hugs and kisses both of the dealers passionately. Then she picks up the money, gathers all of her clothes and leaves.

    The dealers can only stare at her very nude and well rounded shapely behind as it vanishes into the casino crowd, then one of the dealers ask, "What did she roll, anyway?"

    The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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