| When an insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : 1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. 2) Relates the issue to Kashmir. 3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid. 4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. |