Out of the mouths of babes...

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    Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
    "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
    A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
    "Yes, He did," the older man answered.
    For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind.
    At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God is doing a lot better job lately."
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    The Devil told the lawyer, 'I have a proposition for you.You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange
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    HIS 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card and receipt

    HER 1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
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