Money Well Spent

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    Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"

    "You certainly were," replies the bartender.

    "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.

    "You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender.

    "Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."
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