Washing Boobs!

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    Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?"

    Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.

    Pappu: What?

    Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time.

    Pappu: What the hell!!!

    Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on!
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