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    While Jeeto was admitted in a hospital for some ailment, Santa got entangled with an old nurse. One thing led to the other and they ended for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.

    They undressed and were about to screw that the nurse decided to warn Santa of her heart condition.

    "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.

    Santa replied, "That's good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen"!
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