| A squaddie goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asks. "War wound. I took a bullet in my cock in North Africa. They were able to save my cock but they had to leave two holes" Then the guy looks to his right and sees... three streams! "What the hell is that?" "War wound. Germany, bullet in the dick, left three holes." The two veterans then look over at the squaddie in the middle and see... 12 streams! "War wound??" "Naah, my zipper's stuck." |