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    Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?

    Pappu: Both...

    Santa: No tell me one..??

    Pappu: Both.

    Santa: If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris where will you go??

    Pappu: Paris.

    Santa: It means you like your mother??

    Pappu: No, because Paris is beautiful than America...

    Santa: If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so where will you go??

    Pappu: America!

    Santa: Why?

    Pappu: Paris toh ghoom aaye na papa.
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