| A worried voice on the doctor's telephone declared, "A mouse ran up my wife's honeypot!" The doctor replied, "I'll be over in ten minutes. In the meantime, try waving a piece of cheese between her legs." When the doctor arrived at the house, he was welcomed by the couple's young son, who showed him upstairs to the bedroom. There on the bed sat a frantic woman, legs spread wide, while her husband waved an open can of tuna over the opening. The doctor cried, "Idiot, I said to use cheese!" The man retorted, "I know that, you fool... but I've got to get the cat out first!" |