| A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park. The witness: They were fucking your honor. The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way. The witness: The park was dark but caused no fear Until tiny sounds came to my ear; there was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air; and you know his what was in her, you know where; if that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there. |