| Santa: I'm in a big trouble! Banta: Why is that? Santa: I saw a mouse in my house! Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Santa: I don't have one. Banta: Well then, buy one. Santa: Can't afford one. Banta: I can give you mine if you want. Santa: That sounds good. Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. Santa: I don't have any cheese. Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. Santa: I don't have oil. Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. Santa I don't have bread. Banta: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house??? |