Hollywood and Bollywood Movies...

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    5 things American Movies Teach Us:
    1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

    2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

    3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

    4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

    5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

    5 things Indian Movies teach us:
    1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

    2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one".

    3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

    4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
    The most hilarious one...

    5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
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    Banta: Well then, buy one.
    Santa: Can`t afford one
  • Killer English! Bihar school teacher`s killer English:
    1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin...
  • Dirty Magazines! An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks, and the soldiers responsible were...
  • Sindhi Special How Sindhis are surnamed:
    An `Astronaut` Sindhi?
    Chandwani
    A `Simple` Sindhi...
  • Making Money A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ?
    The old guy said:...
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