| A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee? Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother. Wife: What about Bruce Lee? Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian. Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to? Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'. Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye. Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball. Frustrated husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches 'Saraswasti Chandra'. Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Don't you dare disturb me... |