| Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband. Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night 'My experiments with truth'. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.... Wife: What was the result..???? Husband: I realized that I'm not Gandhi bapu... I am Asaram bapu. |