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    A girl come in class wearing new sandals.

    A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.

    Girl, gusse mein: Nikalun kya?

    Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai......
  • Secret of Long Life! The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another.
    After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn`t good...
  • Health Conscious! An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate....
  • Pappu's Aim in Life! Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
    Pappu: Shaadi.
    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
    Pappu: Dulha Banunga...
  • Romantic Evening!!! Two Women chatting in office.
    Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
    Woman 2: It was a disaster.. My husband came home...
  • Unknown Caller! A man got a call from unknown number...
    Caller: Hi, are you single ???
    Man: Yes, but who are you...
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