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    A kid walks into class late. The teacher asks where he was.

    "I was on Amber Hill," said the kid.

    "Okay, have a seat," replied the teacher.

    Another kid walks in late. Again, the teacher asks where he was.

    "I was on Amber Hill," said the second kid.

    "All right, sit down," the teacher said.

    A new girl walks into the classroom.

    "Who might you be?" asked the teacher.

    "I'm Amber Hill."
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