| A young guy from the city goes out west to to stay with his sheep herder kin. Having no knowledge of sheep herding, his kin decided to take him along to move sheep from one valley to another (this usually takes about a week). It was late at night on about the 3rd day and while sitting around the campfire the topic of sex came up. If you find yourself getting horny, queried one of his kin, go out, grab one of the sheep, and have your way. Just close your eyes and you won't know the difference. Hours went by and all the kin had fallen asleep, so the city guy decided to take advantage of the situation to relieve himself of some sexual tension, as his kin suggested, and slipped away into the valley to have his way with one of the sheep. Upon his return, he found his kin rolling in laughter. "What?" he exclaimed! One of the kin responded "With all the sheep in the valley to choose from, you chose the ugliest!" |