| A man knocks on the door of a supposedly exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?" "I'd like to get screwed," he answers. "This is an exclusive club," she explains. "To join, you must slip a thousand dollars under the door." The man does so, but the door doesn't open. So he knocks again and the madam re-appears The man says, "Hey, I'd like to get screwed." The madam, "Again???" |