Which Gender is More Happy?

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    Boys are always Happy Creatures... WHY?

    1. Their last name stays with them forever.

    2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.

    3. A five day vacation requires only one jeans.

    4. If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.

    5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.

    6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

    7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies...
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    Employee: That`s easy, 49.
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    Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
    Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious Firm for over ten years...
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