When you are Drunk...

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    Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Anaesthetist
    4. Cinnamon
    5. Chrysanthemum

    Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk:
    1. Specificity
    2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
    3. Anti-constitutionalistically
    4. Transubstantiate
    5. Sphygmomanometer

    Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me.
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
    10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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