Sexual Exhaustion!A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow`s final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition...
For My Future SpouseBoy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It`s okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one...
The Opportunist!A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold, can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate`s gorgeous....
A Quickie!A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous...
The Irish HookerMurphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
"Twenty pounds," she whispers...