| A couple were recently married, when the husband arrived at his house he found that his new bride was nowhere to be found. Understandably, he got deeply worried and contacted all his friends and asked where she might be without success. However, two days after his wife disappeared, the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hadn't been home for so long. She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for an entire week!" The husband answered, "But it's only been two days, so how could it have been a week?" "Oh sorry! I mean they will hav wild sex with me for a week, I just came home to get something to eat!" |