| Mr. Lal went to the Doctor's surgery to collect his wife's test results. Receptionist: "I'm sorry Sir but there has been a bit of a mix up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Lal went as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife." Mr. Lal: "So what is the problem?" Receptionist: "Well the news is either bad or terrible." Mr. Lal: "What do you mean?" Receptionist: "Well the news is either bad or terrible." Mr. Lal: "What do you mean?" Receptionist: "Well one Mrs. Lal has tested positive for Alzeimer's and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which one is your wife." Mr. Lal: "What am I supposed to do now? Receptionist: "The doctor recommended that you drop her off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her." |